Ranting koooooooooo
You know, at first I really liked Sean Kingston’s Beauuuuutiful Girl, but after everyone started using it as their ringtone, it kinda sucked. Imagine this: you’re stuck in an office for an hour and a half, and the assistant watchamacallit’s mobile keeps on ringing like every 3 minutes. So every other moment, you’ll hear "JR! Sean Kingston! You’re way too beauuuuuutiful girl …." I wanted to shoot the phone, blow it to bits, make it hurt, terminate it. Now, two hours after I left the office, the damned song is still playing in my head, just the few starting lines. Endless loop. Bloody excrutiating.
For something completely different, you know the crrrrack sound there is when you step on quite a sizable exoskeletal bug-creature? Namely a muhhhh (can’t bring myself to type it) - the one with a hell loada legs (goosebumps at the slightest thought of it) .. a mm .. a .. m .. i .. li .. pe .. de .. (oh god nightmare NIGHTMARE) .. that sound makes me want to die. Those creatures make me want to die. They make me want to move to the North Pole. And the sound when you accidentally/purposefully step on one is enough to make me want to wretch.
