Your porn and what it says about you.
Anal
You like anal but you’re not getting it as much as you like or even at all. In real life you’re an unpredictable one with sadistic tendencies and a fetish for dirtiness.
Regular Cock & Pussy Porn
You like pussy, pussy and more pussy. Also consistent, regular and high tendency to be a boring person.
Roleplay/Cosplay
Imaginative, interesting, fun. Constant changes, mood fluctuations. Likes wild sex and any sort of sex. Open for new things. Might also be extremely childish depending on the type of roleplay, eg. Hello Kitty.
Gangbang
A: More males than females.
Slight chance of being gay. Likes to watch the women get pleasured by and at the same time please many men. A magnanimous person.
B: More females than males.
Sexist, has fantasies of having harems. High chance of being promiscuous. Selfish person.
Storyline
eg. Pirates X, Tarzan X, Da Vinci Lode.
Has good imagination and likes a bit of foreplay and dirty talk in bed. Inclined to be long-winded. Probably a grubby old teacher.
Gay Porn
You’re probably gay. There’s NO such thing as ‘I was just curious.’
Lesbian porn
If you’re male: You like watching a lot of tits and pussy and various other contraptions at use.
If you’re female: You’re probably gay.
Rape/SM/BDSM
Likes pain and to inflict pain. Likes watching people in pain. Probably a wuss in real life, but you never know these sick people. Tendency to be a basketcase. Has a fetish for degradation and domination.
Bestiality
Keep this person far away from any animal, even fish because fish are slimy and can be used for certain activities. This person is a mentally challenged ape. DOGS AND HORSES HAVE FEELINGS TOO.
Underaged
You sick bastard. You deserve to have your penis chopped into tiny little pieces.
Disclaimer: I do not promote pornography. For those who are into roleplay, please call me at 1800-WELUVNURSES.
August 14th, 2007 at 3:14 pm
What happens if i am a girl but i like gay porn? i mean really really like gay porn?
August 14th, 2007 at 4:06 pm
Combination of one or more of the above categories:
You’re a really sick bastard who can’t get it up without real hardcore porn. Go get run over by a taxi ferrying a full load of porn actors.
Jo:
A: Nah, you just like looking at guys going at each other.
B: They’re probably real good looking, which makes it difficult for you to resist.
August 15th, 2007 at 12:49 am
Part II coming up: Your sex fetish and what it says about you. Stay tuned.
August 15th, 2007 at 3:45 am
Yeah guys going at each other. nice.