Just when everything was going fine, I have this fucked up sort of dream that could stir up the hornet’s nest. For once I am thankful that the alarm went off. Imagine where my sick mind would’ve taken me.
It’s 3am, it’s one of those nights again, it’s been a few nights now, and I suddenly ask myself, am I emo?
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Nah. I don’t have the look —>
Anal
You like anal but you’re not getting it as much as you like or even at all. In real life you’re an unpredictable one with sadistic tendencies and a fetish for dirtiness.
Regular Cock & Pussy Porn
You like pussy, pussy and more pussy. Also consistent, regular and high tendency to be a boring person.
Roleplay/Cosplay
Imaginative, interesting, fun. Constant changes, mood fluctuations. Likes wild sex and any sort of sex. Open for new things. Might also be extremely childish depending on the type of roleplay, eg. Hello Kitty.
Gangbang
A: More males than females.
Slight chance of being gay. Likes to watch the women get pleasured by and at the same time please many men. A magnanimous person.
B: More females than males.
Sexist, has fantasies of having harems. High chance of being promiscuous. Selfish person.
Storyline
eg. Pirates X, Tarzan X, Da Vinci Lode.
Has good imagination and likes a bit of foreplay and dirty talk in bed. Inclined to be long-winded. Probably a grubby old teacher.
Gay Porn
You’re probably gay. There’s NO such thing as ‘I was just curious.’
Lesbian porn
If you’re male: You like watching a lot of tits and pussy and various other contraptions at use.
If you’re female: You’re probably gay.
Rape/SM/BDSM
Likes pain and to inflict pain. Likes watching people in pain. Probably a wuss in real life, but you never know these sick people. Tendency to be a basketcase. Has a fetish for degradation and domination.
Bestiality
Keep this person far away from any animal, even fish because fish are slimy and can be used for certain activities. This person is a mentally challenged ape. DOGS AND HORSES HAVE FEELINGS TOO.
Underaged
You sick bastard. You deserve to have your penis chopped into tiny little pieces.
Disclaimer: I do not promote pornography. For those who are into roleplay, please call me at 1800-WELUVNURSES.
Wouldn’t this be a nice song to make out to?
To listen:
http://juliatan.multiply.com/music/item/3/Near_You_Always_1_song
Near You Always
"Please don’t say I love you,
those words touch me much too deeply
and they make my core tremble
Don’t think you realize the effect you have over me
Please don’t look at me like that
It just makes me want to make you near me always
Please don’t kiss me so sweet
it makes me crave a thousand kisses to follow
And please don’t touch me like that
makes every other embrace seem pale and shallow
And please don’t come so close
it just makes me want to make you near me always
Please don’t bring me flowers
they only whisper the sweet things you’d say
Don’t try to understand me
your hands already know too much anyway
It just makes me want to make you near me always
And when you look in my eyes
please know my heart is in your hands
It’s nothing that I understand, but when in your arms
you have complete power over me
So be gentle if you please, ’cause
Your hands are in my hair, but my heart is in your teeth
And it makes me want to make you near me always
Your hands are in my hair, but my heart is in your teeth
And it makes me want to make you near me always
I want to be near you always
I want to be near you always
I want to be near you always …."
And it’s also dedicated to that someone
=]
Funny SOB.
“No, I’m fine”
(Yes, I am pissed off)
“That was wonderful”
(I am in a state of euphoria because that is now, thankfully, over)
(”6/10″)
“These shoes were on sale”
(These shoes were almost unbelievably expensive. The raw materials that were used to make them probably account for around 1% of the retail cost. These shoes, therefore, are a tangible example of my confounding female sense of utter irrationality)
“I’m not really ready for a relationship right now.”
(I’m having an awesome time sleeping with all your friends)
(I’m waiting for a better offer)
(All I wanted was a ride in your Porsche. Fuck this has gotten way out of hand)
“I don’t care about money”
(I want more money)
(I want you to gradually care less about money because I’m going to spend all of yours on shoes)
“He’s an old friend from high school.”
(Who I fantasise about sleeping with)
(Who I should have married)
(Actually I met him at Starbucks. I’ve known him for a week)
“I stayed at another girls house last night and forgot my phone.”
(We were bitching about you most of the time)
(We were having a naked pillow-fight session after which we engaged in hot lesbian sex)
(I was seeing Brian. You remember Brian, right? Your brother?)
“But I’ve always had lots of guy friends”
(I am a gangbang-loving slut)
(I have deep, emotional scars)
(Chicks think I’m a bitch, because I am)
“I miss you”
(I’m keeping you sweet)
(I’m clingy and psychologically unstable. I’ve made an effigy of you from paper mache and vaginal mucus)
“I love it when men take charge.”
(I have deep, emotional scars)
(I am chronically timid and indecisive, which although might be a boon in the bedroom, will drive you fucking nuts in real life)
“I trust you - I know you would never cheat on me - I just don’t trust other women.”
(Because I used to be a giant slut)
“I’m not drunk at all.”
(Seriously, I actually always look like this)
(Summoning up all my available sobriety to say that sentence with a modicum of coherence has made me want to projectile vomit)
“That’s never happened before.”
(Oh fuck not again. Please not again)
“I drive a _________”
(I’m really obsessed with _________ and can tell you everything about them, but I am decades away from owning one)
(My friend drives a _________ and I could borrow it off him if you decide to call my bluff, bitch)
(If you react, you are a superficial hussy and I have a pretty good chance of sleeping with you tonight)
“Yes I was listening”
(Wha?)
“Yes I was listening. I was just thinking about what you were saying.”
(Wha? Oh shit come on come on come on stall stall stall)
“Of course I remember what time”
(I am too terrified to ask again so I’m just going to stand at the meeting spot all day and act like I got there 5 mins before when you show up)
“Sorry, I left my phone at home”
(I went to a strip club. Mike got a lap dance. It was so awesome)
“I’ll turn it off after this level.”
(Little do you know this is the longest and most enjoyable level in the game)
(I can never beat the level after this anyway)
“Lets just cuddle tonight”
(I just had a biiiig wank)
I’ve already begun to remind people. Maybe I should start forwarding e-mail reminders too .. But here’s the big question:
Should I get totally wasted, toasted, smashed, sloshed, ripped, stewed, stinking drunk again?
If so, no more videos or pictures this time around. The video of me last year has hit 2,222 views on Youtube. Chong, you’d better take it off.
Gwen Stefani has to cover up provocative parts of her body if she is to perform in Malaysia (apparently there were protests too). Reading the comments on MSN’s music page, I’m rather torn between opinions.
Okay, so it’s a Muslim country and there are rules to abide. Just as rules go, some rules are pretty damn stupid (c’mon, you gotta see WHAT sort of people would go to these hiphop concerts .. definitely not some Holy Book grabbing fanatic) .. At USM, we’ve got rules that don’t make much sense, ie. no driving in, no revealing of too much skin, one must brandish their student card at all times in the library, etc. What to do … as a lot of the posters said, ‘When in Rome, do as the Romans do.’ I’m there to study, therefore I obey those rules (haha) and try to get my ass out of there as soon as possible. Of course I whine a lot about it, but whatever. So yeah, it’s embarrasing for this ‘cover-up, Gwen!’ thing to be blown out of proportions, because it’s a rather simple and StupidBrainlessFucktarted request. I’d respect her more if she actually carried out her concert and not cancel it because of SBF request.
Thing is, you gotta go to the board (http://boards.msn.com/Musicboards/thread.aspx?ThreadID=360938) to read those rather nasty comments I’m not inclined to insert here because it’s called RESTECP (respect). Those comments get you thinking too.
Anyhow, because this ‘request’ has been publicized, these posters from anywhere now think that Malaysia is some Middle Eastern country, in which everyone is a Malay and everyone is Muslim. These people, no matter how insightful their opinions are on this cover-up issue, prove themselves rather ignorant at times. Hence, some of them are a type of bimbo - although they’ve got a good argument, once they don’t know the subject matter, they’re just pretentious fucks. As a response to the whole skimpy clothes thing, some Joe Deez dares a provocative act to perfom here. He says, ‘Next stop for the Pussycat Dolls…..Malaysia!!!!!’ … Dude, you stupid fuck, they were just here (with the same skimpy clothes issue too). We’re not some backwater country (although some of us most certainly have got that mentality).
Bah. Still. It isn’t much of a wonder why we don’t get many international acts coming over.
1. Do you still talk to the person you last had a thing with?
- Yeah. No harm in that, right?
2. Have you ever seen your best friend cry?
- Well, no, really.
3. What kind of vitamins did you take as a kid?
- Vitamin L *wink*
4. What is the last thing you ate?
- Durians!
5. Did you get any compliments today?
- Yeah, at pool. Hoho.
6. Have you ever gone to court?
- Nope.
7. Whats the seventh text message in your inbox say?
- ‘2day cancel, 2moro meet at 5 at dkg’
8. Are you friends with your neighbours?
- Not the current ones. They’ve got an annoying dog. I want to kill it.
12. What’s the last piercing you got?
- The fourth one on my ear.
15. Have you ever thrown up from drinking?
- Quite a few times.
16. Do you get jealous easily?
- Maybe …
17. When you get jealous, do you make the other person jealous as well?
- Why should I … ?
18. Have you ever played Spin the Bottle?
- Nope.
19. Toilet papered someones house?
- What a waste of toilet roll.
20. Have you ever had a crush on your brother or sister’s friends?
- One of them quite cute, okay??
21. Have you ever gone to a beach?
- I live on an island. So, yeah.
23. Do you remember your music
- Music?
24. How good is your eyesight?
- I cuci my eyes a lot.
25. Would you ever want to swim with the sharks?
- No.
26. What would you say if I told you I was in love with your brother?
- I haven’t got a brother …
28. Have you ever been out of your country?
- Yeah.
29. Have you seen your best friend(s) naked?
- Hell no.
30. What’s the best wedding you’ve been to ?
- My aunt’s wedding. Brilliant.
31. Would your parents be mad if you got arrested for fighting?
- I think my dad would be strangely proud …
32. Where are your siblings right now?
- In her office in London getting bored senseless.
33. Do you have a Honda, Toyota or Nissan?
- I’ve got a fake Honda.
34. What’s the last dream you can remember?
- The bullet train dream.
35. Who was the last person to call you?
- Lalalau.
36. What time did you wake up this morning?
- Oh man .. 8am. Crazy.
37. What are you doing this weekend?
- Hopefully some good shopping.
39. Do you drunk dial/text?
- I keep my phone as far away as possible when I get intoxicated.
40. When was the last time you were sick?
- More than a month ago.
42. What’s in your back pocket?
- I’m in my pj’s. It hasn’t got a back pocket.
44. Do you want to be married right now?
- Right now a bit young right …
46. How do you get to school?
- Schooooool …
47. What were you doing at 4am this morning?
- Busy sleeping.
48. What do you usually do first in the morning?
- Turn off the alarm.
49. Do you know anybody in the Army?
- No ..
50. Who was the last person you went to the movies with?
- Larry.
51. What was ur last best meal?
- Dinner. Mmm ..
52. What are u lookin forward to?
- A nice holiday.
