My uber-cool ability (I do realize how passe ‘uber’ is).
I have this skill .. it’s remarkable, I just realized it today during lecture and tutorial. I can look at the lecturer, look like as if I’m paying 101% attention but actualleeee, my mind is in a bullet train whoozing past pine trees and there’s this mysterious man in it who strangely resembles ***** (c’mon, guess who, just for kicks). Actualleee that’s a dream that I really had. But the point is, my mind can be miles and realms away from reality. Pretty cool. It would be cooler when I fail miserably in my exams because I don’t pay attention in class. I should expand on this uber-cool ability. Maybe develop it into psychokinesis. Hoho.
I saw this on some site. This guy, if he had a supernatural ability, would want ‘The ability to make people’s crotches itch at will.’ What a malevolent kreatcher. There are also a few randoms others, like ‘Telekinesis, on a small scale. Just enough to influence roulette wheels and dice,’ ‘Hmmmm, it would be nice if I never had to go to the bathroom again,’ and my personal favourite, ‘The ability to turn beans into peas.’
