More b.s.
Got this off a bulletin today:
This is very true, so pay attention
Girl facts:
When you catch a girl glancing at you, she wants you to look back and smile
-Checking you out, duhhh. Everybody does it regardless of gender.
When a girl bumps into your arm while walking with you she wants you to hold her hand
-Assumption is the mother of all fuckups. Don’t blame me when she slaps you for coming on too strong.
When she wants a hug she will just stand there
-Maybe she really needs to pee. Again, read above reply.
When u break a girls heart she still feels it when you run into each other 3 years later
-Wahlaneh .. you think what, we’ve got elephant memory meh? And besides, I think it’s the other way around due to males having the bigger ego. I hear guns being loaded.
When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind
-Well at least we know she’s thinking.
When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply
-What an insult. Women can’t have deep arguments, is that it? Just like men think with their penises?
When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be around
- … ‘coz she ain’t got all day, honey.
When a girl answers, "I’m fine," after a few seconds, she is not at all fine
- She is, because if she wasn’t, she’d talk about it, and talk about it, and have a heart-to-heart, and talk about it somemore till you wished you never asked. You wanna do cliches? We’ll do cliches.
When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are playing games!!!!!!!!!!!
- Was this written by a delusional maniac?
When a girl lays her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever
- Correction: she’s wishing that your perfectly toned pectorals would last forever.
When a girl says she can’t live without you, she has made up her mind that you are
her future
- Run, boy. Run. It either means A: She really means it, in which you should run because she probably wants to marry you. Don’t run if you want to marry her. Think it over carefully, or B: She doesn’t mean it, in which she’s a player, and you should run. Girl players are wickeder. We often lack principles.
When a girl says, "I miss you," no one in this world can miss you more than that
- What, are we living in Happyland? Jeez.
When a girl is mean to you after a break-up she wants you back, but shes scared she’ll get hurt and knows you’re gone forever
- Can’t she just enjoy being mean? I mean, hey, what if it’s the other way around? And why shouldn’t she be mean if the guy was an asshole? Assholes deserve to be .. to be .. MEANED at! Dude, don’t make it sound like as if every female has got a vendetta!
Guy Facts:
When a guy calls you, he wants to be with you
- He just wants to get in your pants.
When a guy is quiet, he’s listening to you…
- He’s just thinking of how to get in your pants.
When a guy is not arguing, he realizes he’s wrong
- Ohhkay .. guys who actually realize AND admit that they’re wrong are .. almost non-existant.
When a guy says, "I’m fine." after a few minutes he means it
- No, he doesn’t! And he’s probably gonna sulk about it too! Inside, he won’t show it, but he’ll bitch about it to some friend!
When a guy stares at you, he wishes you would care about him and wonders if you do
- Nah, he just wants some.
When your laying your head on a guy’s chest, he has the world
- … of opportunity.
When a guy calls/texts/comments you everyday, he is in love
- Or too free.
When a (good) guy tells you he loves you, he means it
- Who’s to judge who’s good and who’s bad?
When a guy says he can’t live without you, he’s with you til your done
-Till I’m done? Done? Done with what? Cum?
When a guy says, "I miss you," he misses you more than you could have ever missed him or anything else
- I doubt he can miss me more than he misses his Playstation.
July 4th, 2007 at 12:06 pm
This is as true as it gets!
July 5th, 2007 at 9:12 pm
oi, wassup?
personally, it’s good that one of us actually did something about these crappy posts!
but on a second note, why do i get the feeling there is so much anger under the surface? @.@
July 5th, 2007 at 11:07 pm
For once, somebody finally countered with something sensibly logical truth on this delusional partner-reliance(by partners i meant bf or gf) statements that has been plaguing the minds of the youngs and the ignorants. Personally, this delusionally overlynaive-shallow-pleasantvillelike-bullshit are written by people who thinks that having a love partner means the genesis of life and losing love partners means the end of Existence’s existence.
From
~Wrath Martini
PS
If this is merely an act of venting anger, you have my total empathy.
July 5th, 2007 at 11:14 pm
If this ain’t an act of venting anger, you have my support as well
July 8th, 2007 at 8:04 am
It’s not angry enough to be angry! Lol. I read it and it just sounded so stupid I had to do something about it.
July 10th, 2007 at 2:05 pm
hey write about somethng more exciting…like sex or something….jellyfishes? that’s what guys are for anyways…do we really care what they think/how they act? Nah.