Archive for May, 2007

Dream of Red Windmills

Monday, May 14th, 2007

I’ve always envisioned adapting Moulin Rouge into a play, and whilst I was trying to fall asleep the idea manifested itself and took on a variation of its own. Dream of Red Windmills - set in 1930’s Shanghai.
It opens with our protagonist, Baoyu, who has fled the turmoil of early 20th century China to Penang. The curtains rise, we see him in the parlour of a pre-war building in Penang (I’m divided between Penang or the French-styled buildings in Vietnam), lamenting the death of his love, Daiyu. He begins to re-tell the story of their love and the consequences that led to her death - all along the lines of Moulin Rouge but with identities of their own.
Instead of the Indian musical, we have a Chinese opera-cum-costume drama take on it. Instead of the Moulin Rouge, we have the Red Chamber by The Bund. Instead of The Duke, we have Du, a high-ranking member of the triads. I’m getting excited thinking of it. The costumes of the cabaret girls, particularly of Daiyu, switch between beautiful qipao’s and showy garter belts. Burlesque performances and can can dances, our doomed heroine opens her show with a melodious introduction to ‘Diamonds Are a Girl’s Best Friend’ to an audience of petty bourgeoisie, French soldiers and members of the underworld, including our Du. The famed exoticism of the East (perpetuating the idea of an exotic East or merely portraying the beautiful decadence of an era long gone?), opiate instead of absinthe, smoky dance halls, the beginnings of jazz and swing. Our version of Toulouse-Lautrec quite literally falls upon Baoyu, who is a poor country boy who has come to the Paris of the East to sell his poetry. If you have watched Moulin Rouge, you would be familiar with the story already. But imagine the costumes! A new take on the film - for theatre! The cost will be extremely enormous and production tedious, but can you see it in your mind how the extravagance would be worth it?
What say you?

The Tank Man.

Saturday, May 12th, 2007

"A hundred tanks along the square/one man stands and stops them there."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9klv9q19rTY&mode=related&search=
They had their Che Guevara. They had their Guy Fawkes. Revolutionaries - most of them revered heroes, but who’s heard of The Tank Man? Que cojones.

DotA

Friday, May 11th, 2007

The problem with playing against AI is that they can’t defend for jackshit. I’m happily farming on the left corner, taking towers as I go and before I know it my base has been breached by 5 insane AI’s sekumpulan muhibbah. By the time I run back to base all the rest of the AI’s on my team have died, and I eventually die too because they’re FUCKIN’ INSANE.
Also another thing is that your AI teammates aren’t reliable at all. My previous game I was using Naix, and was chasing Ursa Warrior with Furion. So happily attacking lah. Before I knew it, this Furion has trapped the Ursa guy in the tree thingy, along with me inside. Furion conviniently runs away and I died before I could even press Rage. Fucker. I’m still seething as I wait for my hero to revive.
I know, I know. I’m still a noob.

Exams!

Tuesday, May 8th, 2007

Not that I’m ever really bothered. Finally the dryer is fixed. It was getting quite daunting coming face to face with lots of underwear whenever I went for a smoke. My first exam here, I don’t think I’ve written as much as I did just now in a long time. The girl in front of me was wearing thongs. It was quite disturbing. She had a wrinkly back. Shudder. Also saw a lot of buttcracks. I should really get myself one of these:
Blinders.. to shield my poor eyes.

Every day iz a Sundayz.

Sunday, May 6th, 2007

1. Do you tend to rip the paper off waterbottles?
> Ja!

2. If the mob was after you, what would you do?
> If you’re talking about the Irish mob, I’d just kneel down and pray like a dog.

3. When you shut off your alarm clock, do you tend to fall back asleep?
> Ja!

4. If you were given the chance to take care of a monkey for a weekend, would you?
> No, they’re annoyingz.

5. What is the current advertisement on the side of the screen?
> IMVU, which is too troublesome to use.

6. What are you looking forward to in the next few months?
> My puppycakes!

7. When will you turn 18?
> My next lifetime.

8. If you were being chased by an alligator, what would you do?
> Aren’t they rather slow on land? Wait a minute …

9. How many pillows are there on your bed?
> Two head pillows and one small pillow.

10. What song are you currently listening to?
> Xing Qing by the Jay Chouz

11. Have you ever passed out from drinking?
> Quite a few times.

12. If you caught a significant other cheating on you with another person of the same gender what would you do?
> Walk out the door and close it forever. Wait .. same gender as he is? I’d grab some chips, sit down and watch!

13. What time did you wake up this morning?
> Woke up at noonz feeling rather eccentric.

14. Do you have any cousins?
> Quite a lot of them.

15. Can you imagine yourself living in a cardboard box?
> I used to play with a cardboard box when I was a kid. Not that hard to imagine. But if you’re talking about a cardboard box-wino-backalley person, then no.

16. Who was the last person you talked to?
> My dad.

17. What is the WORST subject they teach at school?
> Pendidikan Moral!

18. Where do you plan on living when you grow up?
> A place up in the sky, with long glass windows, a balcony from my room, heavy draperies.

19. What was your dream this morning?
> I dreamt I was back home in his arms. I wanted to go back to sleep again but the dream was already gone.

20. How many times have you seen your favorite movie?
> I used to leave it on every night and fall asleep to it, so yeah.

21. Where was the last place you traveled?
> Reading!

22. How was your past weekend?
> Same ‘ol.

23. What is your favorite song?
> Mr Brightside!

24. If puppies stayed small forever, would you buy one?
> Oh yeah. Yeah.

25. What is the best ice cream flavor?
> Chocolatez

26. When was your last kiss?
> Um .. few months back ..

27. Do you think you are attractive?
> Of course I do. You’re looking at the Supreme Being of the Universe!

28. Is someone on your mind right now?
> Yepp

29. Can you say the alphabet backwards?
> No, and I’m not gonna try. Honest.

30. Do you worry about how you look?
> Seriously, who doesn’t?

31. Would you ever change for a boy/girl?
> We all change for someone in little little ways.

32. Pro-life or Pro-choice?
> Life.

33. Have you ever been on stage?
> Long, long time ago.

34. Can you whistle?
> Pathetically.

35. Would you do anything for that special someone?
> I’d do a lot of things.

36. Do you know who stewie griffin is?
> "Victory shall be mine!"

37. Do you have any plans for today?
> I should study.

38. Do you hangout with more guys or girls?
> A mix of both.

39. Why?
> Why what?

40. Have you ever thought a friend could be more than a friend?
> Eh how come these questionnaires don’t come up with original questions anymore?

I wish exam questions would be in the form of manga.

Saturday, May 5th, 2007

Furubaa
Fruits Basket!

When the dryer breaks down ..

Thursday, May 3rd, 2007

The problem about the dryer breaking down is that everyone’s undies is on display on the clothes line in the backyard, which is where Korean guy and I go for our smoke.
It’s not that I want to see their undies. It’s blatantly there, you can’t help but notice it. Plain purple and pink bras for the Spanish girl, who also seems to have a preference for plain coloured undies. Spanish guy wears plain briefs as well. And I thought that Europeans prefer boxers. I guess that their relationship has gone past the sexy lingerie phase, ‘coz I sure as hell don’t see anything mildly sexy. Hungarian guy wears spotted briefs - those spots resemble rosettes on leopards, except that they’re multi-coloured. Very bizzare, for a guy who seems to be in his forties. I see that there’s a wild side to him. Grrr.
Thank god I had my laundry done before said dryer broke down. I was wearing auspicious undies for the Man U match yesterday. Red. Like Chinese New Year Red. Sure as hell ain’t gonna hang those up. The guy’s coming on Tuesday to fix the damn thing. I’ve got another 40 or so pairs of undies to last till then.

Evidence of Chong being zany.

Wednesday, May 2nd, 2007

jooleeyah ˝ is petulant over the match says (3:40 AM):
get a gerbil
jooleeyah ˝ is petulant over the match says (3:40 AM):
theyre awful fun
jooleeyah ˝ is petulant over the match says (3:40 AM):
and when you leave
jooleeyah ˝ is petulant over the match says (3:40 AM):
just let it go
jooleeyah ˝ is petulant over the match says (3:40 AM):
you know
jooleeyah ˝ is petulant over the match says (3:40 AM):
like how they set doves free
jooleeyah ˝ is petulant over the match says (3:40 AM):
you can set a gerbil freeeeeeeeeeee

Chong says (3:40 AM):
have u forgotten
Chong says (3:40 AM):
i got a bad history with gerbils
Chong says (3:40 AM):
gerbils hatez me

jooleeyah ˝ is petulant over the match says (3:41 AM):
coz you feed them to yr pet snakes?

Chong says (3:41 AM):
yes
Chong says (3:41 AM):
and they know
Chong says (3:41 AM):
they all know
Chong says (3:41 AM):
thats y they all hate me

jooleeyah ˝ is petulant over the match says (3:41 AM):
theyre psychic?

Chong says (3:41 AM):
no
Chong says (3:42 AM):
they just keep on telling the story from generation to generation

Makes you go ‘what the fuck’ doesn’t it. Chong’s zany moods are fun.

Sigh.

Wednesday, May 2nd, 2007

We started out talking about gerbils - Chong, Wayne and I. Then the topic switched to stuffing gerbils into rubber tubing and pasting it on each other’s asses. Which in turn switched to hot women.

Wayne and I more or less agreed on Milla Jovovich, below.
Milla Yeah we’d most certainly do her.

Chong was more into the cute-sy type. We both agreed on Michelle Trachtenberg, below.
Deives_michelle_trachtenberg

For the older and more matured variety, Wayne and I agreed on Monica Bellucci.
Monica

My own personal find, Olga Kurylenko, is pretty dang hot too.
Olga_kurylenko6

Chong and Wayne were fighting over who gets to bang Jessica Alba first.
Jessica_alba_good_luck_chuck

Whilst we all agreed that Jessica Biel is extremely, extremely do-able.
Jessicabielsexy01

Sigh. This is what you get for being in a chatroom with two guys.