Payback for all those sexist women jokes.
ADVISE TO BE PASSED ON TO YOUR MUM,
DAUGHTERS, GRANDDAUGHTERS, NIECES,
AUNTS, GIRLFRIENDS, ETC.
1. Don’t imagine you can change a
man - unless he’s in nappies.
2. What do you do if your boyfriend
walks out? -You shut the door.
3. If they put a man on the moon -
they should be able to put them all up
there.
4. Never let your man’s mind wander -
it’s too little to be out alone (HAH!).
5. Go for the younger man. You might
as well, they never mature anyway (True).
6. Men are all the same - they just
have different faces, so that you can
tell them apart.
7. Definition of a bachelor: a man
who has missed the opportunity to make
some woman miserable.
8. Women don’t make fools of men -
most of them are the do-it-yourself
types.
9. Best way to get a man to do
something is to suggest he is too old
for it.
10. Love is blind, but marriage is
a real eye-opener.
11. If you want a committed man,
look in a mental hospital.
12. The children of Israel wandered
around the desert for 40 years. Even
in Biblical times, men wouldn’t ask
for directions.
13. If he asks what sort of books
you’re interested in, tell him cheque
books.
14. Remember a sense of humor does
not mean that you tell him jokes, it
means that you laugh at his.
15. Sadly, all men are created
equal.
April 17th, 2007 at 3:47 am
This just came in today’s Aust newspapers. I kid you not!
Studies have shown that since the 1970’s there has been a decline in male births due to fewer counts of the Y chromosome in sperm…
meaning instead of the traditional 105 boys being born for every 100 girls,there are now only 104 boys.
so what’s the good news for men u ask?
1. women will have to share now that there are more of them to go around :p
2. ensuring a trip to the pub for future male generations has greater success
but i know, i know there are flip sides!
the biggest one being..
–>more men are needed to share the workload..to keep those horny women happy!
hehehe..now,do excuse me as i send this to my sis coz she’s the one who started this female empowerment thing on the bulletin boards!!
April 18th, 2007 at 5:33 am
i think u should send this to men not women.
April 18th, 2007 at 9:12 am
most of us men already know it..thus the constant bed hopping ;p
we just don’t explicitly express it..
Her Royal Smugness (my sis) has not come online for 2 days already..*ergghgh geramnya*..