Rabid monkeys with fancy tools

Transference of certain bimbo lingo onto normal society was inevitable. Expressions like ‘Totally!’, bimbotic look (enlarged eyes and O lips) whenever ‘Oh my god!’ is expulsed from mouth or adding ‘like’ to the beginning of every sentence is now ordinary. Blame it on the media - that’s what I blame it on anyhow. Chick flicks, sitcoms, MVs, the like.
After much observation of watching more sitcoms and reading certain things posted online, the new bimbo expression is … drumroll please .. aforementioned prawns-for-brains a.k.a. bimbos call every single tom, dick and larry ‘dear’ or ‘darling’ as if she is Mother Teresa incarnate. This whole name calling thing is not restricted to members of the opposite sex. Female bimbos will call other females ‘dear’ or ‘darling’ without any second thought on how much that might make the person’s anus twitch. 
I’m not saying that bimbos are a threat to normal and/or intelligent society (though they can get pretty goddamn annoying), matter of fact they are a source of private jokes and comedic moments. Some bimbos are incredibly nice to boot, and we all know that there are those bimbos who are simply feastful to the eyes. A bimbo is not much of a taboo anymore (no thanks to Clueless), it’s more of a movement now with the likes of Paris Hilton and her little chihuahua-totting friends.
But boy oh boy can they get on my nerves. I was just told a story of this girl who ordered lychee drink and kept on asking everyone at the table if they wanted her lychees. Finally someone asked her why she ordered lychee drink if she didn’t want them in the first place, and she answered that she liked to share. What the fuck, does she think that she’s Barney? Should we throw flowers at her feet for her magnanimity? Oh my god, she wants to share her lychees with the world, someone call Oprah!
I have nothing against these fluffheads bimbos. Like, honest!

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