Rabid monkeys with fancy tools

I decided to try Marks and Spec’s Mushroom Pottage instead of their Mushroom Soup. I expected something better - it was slightly more expensive. I was expecting maybe something like Baxter’s mushroom soup but creamier and basically better tasting. What I got was exactly the same taste as their Mushroom Soup, just that there is a little more mushroom in it.
I paid an extra 40 cents for extra bits of mushroom. Golly gee. Fuck you Marks and Specs. I’m never buying your lousy Mushroom Pottage again. I’ll just stick to your cheap and bland tasting Mushroom Soup.
Campbell’s is still the best.Thing is (and it’s a really embarrasing thing), they don’t come in easily opened cans. You sorta have to use the can opener, and .. I don’t know how to use the can opener (insert beetroot blush). Last time I tried I ended up cutting myself and throwing the damn can on the floor.
And don’t even get me started on Knorr’s Mushroom Soup. Avoid at all costs.

It’s gonna be a long, boring day. Korean guy moves in tomorrow. Kimchi, woot! He better have kimchi, or else I’m gonna shun him like French cheese. My life revolves around food a lot, I notice. I have a feeling that when I get back, I’m gonna be avoiding mushroom soup and chicken & mushroom soup for a long, long time.

Another funny thing. I met this Portuguese girl at the pub the other night. I introduced myself, and this is the funny part. Get this - she asked me for my real name. My name is Julia, whaddaya mean my real name? Prrfh. Seriously, what kind of a question is that? Who the hell does that? Someone introduces themselves to you and you ask for their real name? *grumbles on and on* Was I supposed to give an unintelligible Chinese name like ‘Ong Wooi Chong?’

Wooi Chong: Hi, my name is Ong Wooi Chong.
European person: Ang Weey John?
Wooi Chong: Nono, Ong Wooi Chong.
European person: *blank stare*
Julia: *manical cackle*

Stereotypes. Prrfh.

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