Rabid monkeys with fancy tools

You know what? By nature, I am a very quiet, shy and antisocial person. I’m talking about life here in CoRk, mind you. Those who know me well have never seen the quiet me. Good god, am I clamming up? I don’t have much eloquence, and I rather like not talking sometimes. Unless I’m with close friends. I won’t shut up then. But really, I’m so terribly lazy to talk to people. You have to fake a laugh, feign interest, set up a facade and all that jazz. It tires me. I will socialize when I want to socialize. Once a week to the pub is enough. More, and I’d squirm and dig a hole and die. I’m quite envious of friendly people. How the hell do they do it? Is it their high?
Look, it’s my housemate’s birthday and she’s having some party downstairs. I really, really couldn’t be arsed to go down. I know that if I do, I’d just stand there looking like a right idiot. Give me some alcohol and I’d start talking like one too. God knows what words I spew when I’m drunk.

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