Things the French guy said.

I don’t think he realizes that he’s being erotic. Or does he .. hmm ..

Yesterday I mentioned that I used to play a bit of the guitar. And he said that I could go to his room in the afternoons to play on his guitar anytime I want because he won’t be in. And this really nasty thought popped into my mind. ‘I’d like to play with your one string guitar instead …‘ Had to bite my tongue to refrain from laughing, and in the process, almost choked on my food.
Today, my ice cream stick disappeared into my ice cream, and he said to me, he said ‘Well if you feel something hard in your mouth, you’ll know what it is …’ And I swear, the ice cream in my mouth almost flew out through my nostrils.
Okay am I being licentious or was he being obliviously suggestive?
His accent is dripping, man. And how he mumbles .. ugh .. gotta dig a guy who mumbles like how he does.

9 Responses to “Things the French guy said.”

  1. Jillian Says:

    Like I said, “A Tap”…I shant elaborate

  2. Xavier Says:

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  3. Jeremy Says:

    bwahahahahah…i always thought the french were romantic..
    just never knew the injected eroticism is what gave it the BANG!
    ;p

  4. Chin Chin Says:

    HAHAHAHAHA! I’m laughing!! You made me hit the table and now my hand hurts. You….

    He’s being obliviously suggestive. I would think of the same too, and since i’m not licentious…HAHAHAHA

    Omg your ice cream…i can imagine…

  5. B r y a n Says:

    he wanna shag u darling. muahaha

  6. ReNe VieN GeN Says:

    Damn…u’re getting laid soon..

  7. Mandy Says:

    go fuck him tonight la……he’s having a boner 24/7 thinking bout the ‘hard’ thing in your mouth!

  8. Wooi Chong Says:

    the guy is taking masters in physics for god’s sake don’t think he’s that dumb with words

  9. Julia Says:

    Hmmm …..

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