Rabid monkeys with fancy tools

Out of boredom, I compiled a list of expressions we use during our nightly outings.

1. ‘Do a Dan’ :- to tilt the head back, inflate the nostrils, scrunch up the face and say ‘C’monnnnnnnnnnnnn’ - eg. Adam did a Dan when he found out that they weren’t going to the beach anymore.
2. ‘Be a mandy’ :- nasty bitch (i mean it affectionately, of course. i pray to god she doesn’t read my blog) - eg. Amanda’s being such a mandy lately.
3. ‘fuckable’ (adj) :- being fuck worthy - eg. Amanda’s totally hot and fuckable.
4. ‘Englishable’ :- being able to comprehend and speak good English - eg. Adam is searching for a girl who is not only beautiful, but Englishable as well.
5. ‘Do a jillian’ :- to say ’stopit stopit stopit’ repetitiously with a pained expression on face - eg. Amanda did a jillian to discourage Adam from teasing her.
6. ‘Apple’ (n) :- a prostitute - eg. Adam is into apples.
7. ‘Durian’ (n) :- a nasty (and highly possibly male) prostitute - eg. If Adam is not careful with his apples, he might end up with a durian.
8. ‘Drive like a Chong’ :- to drive like a demon with all your mates in the car (screaming).

And here’s the ultimate …

9. ‘a Julia’ :- an extremely smart, charming, witty, beautiful, eloquent, articulate and fashionable girl who might resemble me in the slightest - eg. Beautiful Amanda is on her way to becoming a Julia.

End of part one.

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