Rabid monkeys with fancy tools

What will I be doing next September? What was I doing last September? How time flies, how we change so much within a year. I swear by next year I’ll be sprouting little horns and a little forked tail too. Come back, halo .. coooome baaaack ……
Got this off some bulletin:

SEPTEMBER LOVER
Hella sexy, loves sex n makin luv, tends to be
SOOOOO hott!!Active and dynamic. Decisive and
haste but tends
to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself.
Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic.
Consoling, friendly and solves people’s problems.
Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and
caring. Suave and generous. Usually you have
many friends. Enjoys to make love. Emotional.
Stubborn. Hasty. Good memory. Moving, motivates
oneself and others. Loves to travel and explore.
Sometimes sexy in a way that only their lover can
understand.you are a great match with some body
in july.
if you do not repost this in the next 5
mins. someone very close to you will become mad
at you in the next 8 days.

Okay, why is there a repeat of how much September people love sex? Man .. But we DO tend to be SOOOOO hot and sexy .. So I guess some of it is truer than some of it. Do I solve people’s problems? I can’t even sort out my own issues and I solve people’s problems? But I AM hot and all. Ho-hum.
Watcha .. hullo October. Be nice to me yeah. I don’t dislike you as much as August, so there. Be good to me gimme back my halo Oh my god it’s October which leaves me three months to get ready to flyyyyyyy …
If this talking to myself goes on too much, I WILL check myself into a mental hospital.
Last word:- DOTA *jumps around the room* dotadotadotadotadotadotadotadotadotadotadotadotadotadotadotadotadotadotadotadotadotadota

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