Rabid monkeys with fancy tools

Title is the next movie that Ang Lee will be directing, starring Tony Leung Chiu Wai and Wang Lee Hom (I think). Love the title. Have a feeling that when the movie comes out, I’ll love it too. I mean, with a title like Lust, caution, you can’t possible go wrong. Just like Snakes on a Plane. Gots to watch that one.
It’s 5.17am. I can’t sleep. *insert swear words*
Goddamned assignments. Two words, buddy : Fuck them. That’s right, Jeremy. The Julester is back. Made my hair rise, though, the term ‘Julester.’ Eew.
Goddamned embarrasingly huge pimple on my cheek. Begone, pimple! Of all times to appear. You know, when my sort-of-love-life was unimportant, no pimples, I tell ya. Now.. at the most crucial point, the integral point, the most thought-provoking, edge-of-new-discoveries, whole-new-ballfield .. you get the idea. This mother of a pimple, red as tomatoes (*cough choke cough*), painful as hell, encrusted with a thin layer of pus - appears smack right next to my nose like an over-zealous piece of spinach wedged in between your front teeth.
Cibai Mat Rempits racing along the main road. Will they just fucking crash and burn? Man .. one of my greatest desires would be to steamroll them with a great big Samuel L. Jackson-ish motherfuckin’ steamroller. Manical cackle as I hear their bones mangle.
‘So Happy Together’ playing non-stop in my head. Ugh. stopitstopitstopitstopitstopit

And .. last but not least (cliched, I know) .. bluest goddamned eyes in the world. He’s got the bluest goddamned eyes … muhhhh …

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