Rabid monkeys with fancy tools

This is so sad. I’ve developed an obsession for Daniel Radcliffe and everything post-pubescent. Just the thought of him gives me a tingle and my tummy churns. Boys.. it’s like getting a puppy. They’re all so innocent I can’t wait to get my grimy fingers on them. You get to teach them new tricks (nudge nudge wink wink) and when they get older, well, they’ll be seasoned meat, like. I blame this new obsession on Daniel. If he hadn’t exposed his very lovely very porcelain-like pink blushing cheeks in GOF he would not have ignited this infatuation. Also the other boys in the movie. The guy who played Longbottom. I bet he’s a really naughty boy in real life despite his daft disposition. He needs a spanking and more. And the twinsies. Double the pleasure! Cedric sends me to heaven everytime he appears on screen. And Won-won. They say redheads have three times the sex drive compared to others. Hubba hubba.

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